The Simpsons Movie wasn’t great, but the TV show is a yellow goldmine of movies that are just crying out to be made. Here are 5 Simpsons spoof movies I’d like to see made for real:
1) Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy
From: Season 8, The Old Man and the Lisa
Who’d star?
I see this one as a Leslie Nielsen vehicle. I’m one of four guys worldwide who enjoyed Dracula: Dead and Loving It, and think it’s about time Lt. Drebin gave his cape a good airing.
2) Blacula Meets Black Dracula
From: Season 16, All’s Fair in Oven War
Who’d star?
I’d love to see Carl Weathers and Bill Cosby in this one, teaming up to stop a crooked developer from turning their disco into a ‘honkey rink’.
3) McBain 4: Fatal Discharge
From: Season 7, A Fish Called Selma
Who’d star?
We’ve seen from Junior that the Governator has the acting chops to pull off a big-screen discharge. Could he be persuaded to step into the shoes of Reiner Wolfcastle?
Men-do-zaaaaa!
4) The Muppets go Medieval
From: Season 7, A Fish Called Selma
Who’d star?
The surviving Muppets - it’s only a matter of time until they get around to it. The real question is which flesh and blood actor could possibly measure up to Troy Mcclure?
5) Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp
From: Season 8, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Who’d star?
I’m so sad to say it, but this one has Christopher Lloyd written all over it. Christmas Ape would have the voice of Adam Sandler, and there’s probably room for Whoopi Goldberg in there somewhere. Provided she wasn’t too busy with the Muppets.
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